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IG Cheney to Head All US Colleges of Education
Following his speeches (here and here) on the disappointing performance of our nation’s colleges of education, Secretary of Education Arne Duncan announced the appointment of Inquisitor General of Education Dick Cheney as Supreme Master of All Required Teaching, Instruction, and Evaluation (SMARTIE), effective immediately. As the nation’s SMARTIE, Cheney will oversee and direct all programs [...]
Continue reading...Dick Cheney’s IB Program: Intimidate from the Bottom
Friday, September 4, 2009
Cheney as the US Inquisitor General of Education, Part 3 (Part 1, Part 2) In a rare slip of Cheney’s iron-fisted totalitarianism, a document from the desk of our nation’s Inquisitor General of Education was leaked to the press yesterday. The document outlines what appears to be plans for a supplemental program in support of [...]
Continue reading...Inquisitor General Cheney’s Top 6 Enhanced Education Tactics
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
(Cheney as Inquisitor General of Education, Part 1 of this parody, here) New Inquisitor General of Education, Dick Cheney, just released a list of Enhanced Educational Tactics (EETs) to be used in schools across the country beginning this fall. In a shocking display of transparency, IG Cheney, revealed his 4 part attack plan for improving [...]
Continue reading...Dick Cheney: The New Inquisitor General of Education (parody)
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Yesterday Arne Duncan, US Secretary of Education, named former Vice President Dick Cheney, Inquisitor General of Education. In his new post, Cheney will head the Battling Remissness by Utilizing Tyranny in Education (or BRUTE) task force. Their mission: Saving America from poor test scores. “This is a great opportunity for our children, and our schools, [...]
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